This week's potluck will feature:

• Creamed hotdish with extra dill pickles
• Cajun sushi with coconut flakes
• Rare dim sum puffs with gruel sauce
• European candied fettucini alfredo smothered in Bavarian freeze-dried franks & beans
• Brandied chocolate chip stroganoff chow mein with a side order of gooey shark flambe'